February 2012
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We’re all dead now, so don’t look down. Bodies wasted. Heaven’s tasteless. What have we done? Where will we run? Bodies wasted. Heaven’s tasteless.
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You know what I wanna know?
Does anybody really truly love Mounds and Almond Joy candy??? Shit, I’ll even throw in York Peppermint Patties too. They were kinda like the “Fuck you’s” of candy as a kid. Going trick or treating on Halloween, digging through your bag of diabetic coma treats, and to find what appears as chocolate, yet you know there’s that extra shitty ingredient. I don’t even...
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Shittits
I will make this saying catch on. You can use it in such a way as “holy shittits” or “oh shittits”. Either way, see my words. Love them. Use them. I just wouldn’t recommend actually getting shit on your tits. Unless some of you sick fucks are into that. To each their own, I guess.
If there's an afterlife
The first thing I want to see is my black out drunk moments played back for me so I know exactly what happened.
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My grandpa today pointed at my shirt and said “What’s Iron Maiden suppose to mean?” It’s one of 2 things, a band, or an ancient medieval killing device. Take your pick at which meaning you prefer. Both are pretty heavy.
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Motherless fucks!
ifuckjedis replied to your post: Did anyone else get this spam from tumblr about an iphone give away??
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Did anyone else get this spam from tumblr about an...
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